You know when you sneeze, you can do it one of two ways:
1. Either out your mouth (usually when you say ATCHOOOO and everything sprays everywhere)
2. Out your nose, hoping you can get that kleenex there before the boogies go all over the place
Well, I usually go for option number one, the bigger the spray, the better the sneeze.
But this time one snuck up on me when I had food in my mouth, so I held it in and kept my mouth shut.
But I forgot to let it come out the nose.
And I really think I burst my eyeball as it tried to get out of there.